Finally, monetary policy for you

Your face.
Your money.

Design deeply unofficial currency starring the one person you trust with the economy: yourself.

Start minting →Novelty play money. Absolutely not legal tender. Obviously.
100%
YOU-BACKED
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YOU
TREASURER OF THEMSELVES
THIS NOTE CERTIFIES THAT
MAIN CHARACTER
IS KIND OF A BIG DEAL
ONE HUNDRED VIBES
MMFAUTHENTIC-ISH
Definitely OfficialSECRETARY OF MAKE-BELIEVE
IN CONFIDENCE WE TRUSTNO. YOU0000001
better than crypto*
*at being rectangular
BREAKING: LOCAL PERSON BECOMES THE ECONOMY★NOW PRINTING IN FULL-SELF-ESTEEM COLOR★ZERO HIDDEN FEES, SEVERAL OBVIOUS JOKES
NATIONAL GALLERY OF PERSONAL ECONOMIES

See what happens when confidence gets a portrait department.

Nine deeply unofficial specimens. Zero recognized reserve assets.

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Engraved portrait of Minister Marmalade
THE SELF-ISSUED RESERVE PRESENTS

Minister Marmalade

Governor of Household Liquidity

9 LIVES IN RESERVE
MMFISH
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Engraved portrait of Commodore Biscuit
THE SELF-ISSUED RESERVE PRESENTS

Commodore Biscuit

Director of National Snack Reserves

50 TREATS ON DEMAND
MMFISH
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Engraved portrait of Auditor Bandit
THE SELF-ISSUED RESERVE PRESENTS

Auditor Bandit

Overnight Comptroller

1 UNATTENDED SANDWICH
MMFISH
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THE MONEY MAKER™

Build your personal economy.

No spreadsheets. No central bank. Just vibes.

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YOUR FACE HERE
TREASURER OF THEMSELVES
THIS NOTE CERTIFIES THAT
VERY IMPORTANT PERSON
IS KIND OF A BIG DEAL
100 WHOLE VIBES
MMFAUTHENTIC-ISH
Definitely OfficialSECRETARY OF MAKE-BELIEVE
IN CONFIDENCE WE TRUSTNO. YOU0000001

FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY · NOT LEGAL TENDER · DO NOT TRY TO BUY A YACHT WITH THIS

Print my fortune — $12Includes 50 gloriously useless bills + free shipping
AN ECONOMIC MIRACLE IN THREE STEPS

Making money has never been this literal.

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Upload your mug

Front-facing, side-eyeing, or full glamour. You're the head of state.

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Design the dream

Pick a color and value. Financial expertise remains optional.

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Feel extremely rich

We print 50 crisp novelty bills and send your personal GDP.

“
I put my cat on the fifty. He's now our household's most stable asset.
★★★★★— DANIELLE, SELF-APPOINTED TREASURY SECRETARY